OH MY GOD

> You see a beautiful young wolf with luscious pink fur and a flexible Hoover-brand vacuum cleaner hose for a tail. A loud, hypnotic “whrrrr” can be audited from inside her belly, as her mechanical insides work to inhale dust bunnies through her sleek, gray nozzle. She howls at the moon with LONELINESS because she is different from all the other wolves. She is a vacuum-cleaner/wolf hybrid and an elemental, so all the other wolves make fun of her because she is DIFFERENT. None of them joined her Marykate and Ashly fanclub. [Controls the element sodium (Na)] [MEEE: (AWESOME CHARACTER ART)] [vaccum/wolf hybreed] [HALF VAMPIRE][im punk i just likemkate and ashlINTERNAL ERROR SHUTTING DOWN

THIS IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER

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    I feel honored. :’)
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    vacuum wolf hybrid
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All-round bad descriptions, whether they're mary-sues, poorly articulated, a haemorrhage of blue brackets or just apparently written by a 6 year old on sugar and with cheese graters for hands.

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